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This year, unlike 2020-2022, Churches will have untethered Easter services. However, the message never changed, in spite of the limitations against assembly by the government
Here is the joke :
A man was driving down the highway when the Easter Bunny popped into the road and was struck! Immediately, he pulled to the side of the road, rushed to the Easter Bunny and began to weep. A passing vehicle stopped and a woman got out of her car to see what happened. “I’ve killed the Easter Bunny! The kids will be devastated, what should I do?” asked the man. The woman immediately rushed to her car, grabbed a can from the backseat and started to spray the Bunny.
Miraculously the Bunny came to life, picked up the spilled eggs, waved and hopped down the road. Every 10 feet, the Bunny stopped, waved and continued on. The man was shocked and screamed, “What did you spray him with!?” The woman turned the can so the man could read the label: “Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”
Maybe you need to restore your life. It's very possible! This Easter all the Churches in the Valley are open and welcoming visitors. Their objective is to restore life... thru Jesus. Come to Church, a joyful opportunity this Sunday.
edited 9:33pst to correct typos
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